A lesson in leadership!

All the parts of the the body had a fight over who should be the Boss. The Brain said “I do all the thinking, I should be the Boss.”
The eyes said “I do the seeing, without me you would be blind and directionless. I should be the Boss.”
The ears said “I do all the listening, without me you would be deaf. I should be the Boss.”
The mouth said “I do both the talking and eating. Without me you would me both mute and hungry. I should be the Boss.”
Likewise all the other parts staked their claims for the position of Boss.
Finally the ‘anal sphincter’, also commonly known as the A_____e, staked his claim for the position of Boss.
The other parts of the body laughed at the ‘anal sphincter’ staying “How can the ‘anal sphincter’ even dream of being the Boss?”
The ‘anal sphincter’ was extremely sensitive so he sulked and refused to function.
After a few days on non functioning, the Brain became feverish and couldn’t think clearly. The eyes saw only blurred. The ears could only hear a ringing sound and the mouth was dry and couldn’t eat or talk.
All the parts of the body appealed to the Brain, “Let the ‘anal sphincter’ be the Boss!”
So it came to pass that the ‘anal sphincter’ became the Boss. Now all the parts of the body functioned well and the ‘anal sphincter’ did nothing at all. Except for passing out a lot of Shit!
Moral of the story: You don’t have to be a Brain to be the Boss, being an A_____e is sufficient.